Sequestration started and the Obama signed the cuts notice...I was prepared for roving hordes of unemployed, all 170,000,000 of them according to Maxine Waters but instead all I got ravaging my neighborhood was a spotted black cat, digging in the garden. Thorough disappointment, I'm going to save my wooden stakes though because Zombie Hordes are just the word brains away from raving hordes of unemployed.
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Since we've been sequestered i have a 20% pay cut to look forward too, guess that means I'm going to have to sell my government issue gold plated toilet, I mean I might have to downgrade to a regular heated toilet here. The HORROR.
Even though I'm sequestered I will rest assured knowing that we are still giving billions to the following countries and organizations, solely focused on making us safer.
DHS: $43,200,000,000 -> Enhanced patdowns!
Pakistan: $1,071,300,000 -> do they produce anything?
Egypt: $1,500,000,000 -> MORE PYRAMIDS!
Farmers to Not Farm: $2,000,000,000 -> the derp is strong
I think on day 2 of the sequester I will experiment with less cynicism and hopefully more zombies
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Since we've been sequestered i have a 20% pay cut to look forward too, guess that means I'm going to have to sell my government issue gold plated toilet, I mean I might have to downgrade to a regular heated toilet here. The HORROR.Even though I'm sequestered I will rest assured knowing that we are still giving billions to the following countries and organizations, solely focused on making us safer.
DHS: $43,200,000,000 -> Enhanced patdowns!
Pakistan: $1,071,300,000 -> do they produce anything?
Egypt: $1,500,000,000 -> MORE PYRAMIDS!
Farmers to Not Farm: $2,000,000,000 -> the derp is strong
I think on day 2 of the sequester I will experiment with less cynicism and hopefully more zombies
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